When watching a movie in a graveyard
make sure to keep off the grass
there are people buried beneath it
and it can upset their ghosts
if you walk across.

When cuddling on a blanket
warm, under the stars,
be sure to consider who around you
has been drinking too much, and for how long.
If you are not careful
they might vomit right next to your head
and not even say sorry.

When waking up the next morning
try and remember the most absurd things
that happened the day before
and take strong measures to repeat
and multiply them.